Something smells

I had this great post sitting for a few days but got so busy now it's outdated. Fortunately, I've been busy, unforunately you've missed my words of wisdom. Well here's a quick doozy.

I don't believe all this good economic news. I hope to god I'm wrong but it can't be true. From someone that in the trenches I see nothing but lower values and hard to get loans. I'll address a few issues and feel free to discuss with me more but here we go:

"They" say that home sales have increased. Yes, that's true, but those are of sales of homes in Palmdale and Landcaster that are foreclosures selling for 100k. And a lot of these are being bought by first time investors hoping to cash in, which won't happen and that's a whole other speech.

"Values have increased for the first time in...", bull shit! I'm having appraisal issues everyday about values being too high and appraisal reviews are cutting values all over the place. If you under price a sale soooo low that you get multiple offers and the end value is higher than what you originally offered, then yes "value" went up. But did it really, no because you started so low. Almost every deal I've done or heard about from reps, we're all having value issues. So I'm still seeing a decline.

"We're seeing signs that we'll hit the bottom in 2009". If I fall down a well, eventually I'll hit the bottom. If I'm not dead, I'll have a broken leg / knocked unconsious / AND STILL BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WELL!!! Is that anything to cheer about? How do I get out? How fast will it take me to get out if all my tools are gone and I've got morons trying to figure out how to save me?

I know this is a little depressing but it's the truth. I've got inside sources that have said that Countrywide employees have been told that the company made more money in the first quarter of 2009 than 2008. This is impossible. They're either cooking the books, ignoring tremendous loss, or using TARP funds to mask the true loss. How can it be even possible for a bank to say this?

My theory is that they want to make sure that they don't have more people killing themselves and get people to come to work in the morning. Again, hope I'm wrong.